As Deep as the Ocean Quotes

“Apparently, they’ve developed a new hybrid grape,” he said. “It acts as an anti-diuretic, and it’s supposed to reduce the number of times you have to go to the bathroom in the night.” Ginger frowned. “What’s it called?” “Pinot More.”
― Serenity Woods, As Deep as the Ocean

“A convent’s mother superior called all her nuns together to share some troubling news. She said, ‘My dear sisters, we’ve found a case of Gonorrhea in the convent.’ ‘Thank the Lord,’ one of the nuns said. ‘I was getting sick of Chardonnay.”
― Serenity Woods, As Deep as the Ocean

“His German Shepherd dog, Scully, sat beside him. She’d been subdued all day, presumably picking up on his mood. He glanced to his right. The vineyard sloped down toward Blue Penguin Bay—a small crescent of golden sand inaccessible by land, and visited only by the occasional boat and the birds that gave the bay its name. The Pacific Ocean beyond sparkled in the afternoon”
― Serenity Woods, As Deep as the Ocean