Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12 Quotes

“Except, by chance, a mouse snuck into the Evoker’s machine and turned it on by accident.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“After Creepy took a massive puff from his Liquid Nitrogen inhaler, he told us what happened. “What are we going to do?” I asked Steve. “Well, we need to split up,” Steve said.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Pikachu?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“surveillance. And I could only get privileges if I completed my hard labor. And if I didn’t listen, I got thrown in the hole. . .solitary confinement with no video games, no friends and no cake. I don’t know if I’m gonna make it. It’s either gonna do me in or I need to. . .I need to. . . That’s it! I need to escape! No one that has tried to escape this parental death trap has ever been seen again. But I need to succeed where my brothers in arms have failed. I had to make a Prison Break!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“ZACKARY JULIUS ZOMBIE!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“PFFPRTRTRGURTRUFNASUTUTUTPRRTGGGGPHHLLGGGSPLLAATTT”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Probably had to go to the bathroom.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“.Looked kinda like one of Steve’s baby pictures.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“the Principal said she called and that she’s coming back in a few weeks. He said something about Ms. Bones having a ball at the Soccer Championship in Mexico.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Your name is I.P. Freely?” Skelee said. Then we all looked at each other and then we burst out laughing. Ichabod just looked at us like we spit in his lunch or something and stormed away.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“But, wow. Who’d ever think that I.P. Freely could be so cool. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“creepers,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“I.P. Freely?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Nate;”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“And the Pixelmon moves they did were amazing, too. They had Pixelmon doing stuff I had never seen before. They had moves like: Air Biscuit Nose Picker Break Wind Toe Jam Back Wash Ugly Stick Wet Willie Dragon Breath Barking Spider John Cena Projectile Vomit
And one Pixelmon called a Creeperchu even had a move called Hydrogen Bomb. He used it once in a battle, and it was awesome! Except. . .he didn’t make it to the finals.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Then she gave me an embarrassing hug and kiss. “. . .And no experiments on your little brother.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“YEEEAAHH!!!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Ooooooh! Zombie, you have a new crush, hmmm?” she said with her mom face.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“I got a Snotlax!” “I got a Creeperchu!” “I got a Skelesaur!” “I got a Squaddle!” “I got an Endermite!” “Hey, that’s not a Pixelmon!” “Yeah, I know. . .but they’re soooooo cool.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“But who am I kidding?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“How about these?” Skelee said, holding up a box of fireworks. “They could add some color to the mix.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“bath, or worst, they may even try to homeschool me!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Yo, Steve, wassup?” “Nothin’,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“room, clean the dishes, take a bath, or worst, they may even try to homeschool me! I”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“your”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“know.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Chocoslimebuttlivertoecheeseearwaxpusfillednosehairbunionscab”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!

“Professor felt bad about Ms. Bones getting her head knocked off by one of his Pixelmon. When”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 12: Pixelmon Gone!