Lazy Son Quotes

“Actually, I was thinking we should talk about the fact that I’m here, and you’re here, both alive despite the forces of the undead trying to kill us.” “So we survived. What of it?” “Don’t you feel a need to celebrate? Naked.”
― Eve Langlais, Lazy Son

“Screw being impressed by the fact that the entire cemetery rose to ruin his attempts to get into the girl’s pants. Fucking undead cock blockers. He found himself even less impressed by the fact that they were more interested in her brain than his.”
― Eve Langlais, Lazy Son

“Because, yes, the day he’d predicted had arrived. The dead were fucking rising. Holy shit! What the fuck? Where is my shovel? He couldn’t let the girl fight them alone. This was the moment he’d waited for.”
― Eve Langlais, Lazy Son