Best Jokes Quotes

“to find a bear and try their best to convert them to join their respective religions. Later they gather to discuss their experiences. The priest begins: “I found the bear, read to him from the catechism, and blessed him with holy water. He’s having his first communion next week”. The minister then said, “The bear I found was so mesmerized by my teaching of the Holy Word that he let me baptize him then and there.” The priest and the minister looked at the Rabbi expectantly. He had bruises and blood in his clothes, “In hindsight, I shouldn’t have begun with the circumcision.” Book Advertisement “Encyclopaedia Britannica for Sale Complete set”
― Joe King, Best Jokes: Best Jokes EVER!

“Good Reasoning Skills Scene at a restaurant: Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this? Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!”
― Joe King, Best Jokes: Best Jokes EVER!