Seriously Stupid Criminals Quotes

“Florida man decides to swipe a 58-inch TV from the local Walmart, but somehow didn’t notice the big Shop-With-A-Cop charity event going on. It was a local event where police officers descend upon the store with donated funds and shop for children in need. Of course, as soon as the alarm was sounded they stopped shopping and tackled the thief.”
― Synova Cantrell, Seriously Stupid Criminals

“Man Arrested after posting comments on his own wanted poster on Facebook. A Florida man robbed a Family Dollar store and escaped with $ 260. A few days later he sees his wanted poster on the local police department’s Facebook page. Somehow, he thought the smart thing to do would be to post comments to the page. Of course, he didn’t realize that all computers have an IP address and can easily be traced. He was arrested shortly”
― Synova Cantrell, Seriously Stupid Criminals

“arrested and could face up to 10 years in prison. Seriously? This one is so stupid I can’t believe it. Why in Heaven’s name would anyone drive the stolen vehicle to the police station? Insane. It doesn’t even say that she was smoking dope. What? This is just the way she is without any drugs or alcohol in her system? Lord help us.”
― Synova Cantrell, Seriously Stupid Criminals