Funny Jokes Quotes

“Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes 
1) That’s not right = Sum Ting Wong 
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive = Hu Yu Hai Ding 
3) See me ASAP = Kum Hia 
4) Stupid Man = Dum Fuk 
5) Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni 
6) Did you go to the beach = Wai Yu So Tan 
7) I bumped the coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 
8) I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat 
9) It’s Very dark in here = Wai So Dim 
10) I Thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching 
11) This is a tow away zone = No Pah King 
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao 
13) Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo 
14) He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka 
15) Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu 
16) Great = Fa Kin Su Pah”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories

“An English professor wrote the words : 
"A woman without her man is nothing" 
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. 
All of the males in the class wrote: 
"A woman, without her man, is nothing." 
All the females in the class wrote: 
"A woman: without her, man is nothing." 
Punctuation is powerful”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories

“ignoramus”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories

“TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD: A teacher”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories

“golfer,”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories

“You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes: 300+ Jokes & Riddles, Anecdotes and Short Funny stories