Hot Dog Day Quotes

“Why were your actions wrong?”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“Future me, you need to figure out this time travel thing fast! But as I’m writing this paragraph, I am starting to realize that you did not and are not on your way to figuring out time travel. If you had, you probably would’ve come back to this very point in time already.”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“Your devoted disciple, Ben Montgomery”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“practical and intelligent pitch-forked side was saying that it had to be done. Besides we had learned in morality class that certain things were okay if done for survival. Like fighting wars and self-defense. This falls into that category. If I didn’t get food in my body, there would be no more body. So sorry,  ignorant winged guy, you lost this”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“I was such a dufus.”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“my day has been okay. I woke up this morning”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day

“Write your future self a letter and tell him how you are today I”
― Penn Brooks, Hot Dog Day