300 Best Jokes Quotes

“If someone’s mommy is from Cuba and daddy is from Iceland, there is a possibility he is an Ice Cube.”
― Donald Shaw, 300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“couple drove down the road for a few miles speechless. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, so neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of pigs and goats the husband asked sarcastically, - Your relatives? - Yep, in-laws.”
― Donald Shaw, 300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“I was washing my car when my neighbor walked by. He looked at me and said: - You washing your car? I did not know what to say. What kind of question is that? - No. I am watering it to see if it grows into a freaking bus.”
― Donald Shaw, 300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“Where do I find a perfect man? - It depends… First, you need to understand what ‘PERFECT’ means to you. - I want a man who wakes up at 5 am, exercises, makes his own bed, doesn’t drink alcohol, always punctual, and goes to the bed at 9 pm. Where do I find him? - I know the place where you can find many of such men. - Where is that? I swear I will go and check tomorrow! - Great! Tomorrow you will go to JAIL!”
― Donald Shaw, 300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection

“So you went to the doctor. What did he say? - He said I have to start killing people like my boss and my wife. - WHAT? - Well, not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. But that’s exactly the same thing.”
― Donald Shaw, 300 Best Jokes: One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection