Bakemonogatari, Part 1 Quotes

“My life was now in the hands of a girl who had slipped on a banana peel.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“Could you be thinking of the idiotic law that people fall prey to love more readily in a crisis, which makes complete light of human reason and utterly fails to take into account the thorny situation two friends are put in when their true natures are thereby revealed?”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“You know, Araragi. It's hard for me to be at home. And the library isn't open on Sundays, so I walk all day instead.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale

“But without meaning to, they game it that sense. Words are scary things. Without any intention involved at all. things can turn out a certain way.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale

“It's not necessarily bad, you know," Oshino argued, "Confronting a painful experience isn't a must. It's not like you're great just 'cause you do. If you dont feel like it, it's totally fine to run away.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale

“My inappropriate remarks are an alloy of 40 grams copper, 25 grams zinc, 15 grams nickel, 5 grams bashfulness, and 97 kilograms malice.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale

“It smells like another woman here...”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale

“for a fifth grader, she felt surprisingly plump in my palm, but this fact had little to no influence on me as I was not a pedophile, which meant that I was able to use that momentum to flip her over.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“I’d put myself in a dangerous position once again. Were I a pedophile, my heart would’ve been won over. Ah, how fortunate that I wasn’t one…”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“It was a stretch to say there was no place for me at home. But I wouldn’t have said there’s no place like home, either.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“As soon as her body left the ground, I was treated to a glimpse of the contents of her skirt, at a fairly racy angle, but not being a pedophile I wasn’t distracted one bit.”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1

“Normally, I would appreciate the trust, but certain lines need to be drawn. That’s what we have rules for. A comfort zone that casually crawls around is something we cannot have...”
― NisiOisiN, Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale