#1 Player Quotes

“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like a photo they saw in a magazine."
"They're thinking holy shit, there's a naked woman in front of me; I hope I get to touch her.”
― T. Gephart, #1 Player

“And you don’t have to, pumpkin.” My dad dished out eggs onto plates before carrying them over. “Here.” He sat a plate down in front of Ryan. “They’re unfertilized, I’d like to keep all the eggs at this table that way, thanks.”
― T. Gephart, #1 Player

“Well. So. Yeah.” For someone who made her living with words, I sure had a shortage of them.”
― T. Gephart, #1 Player

“He was some sort of divine being descended from deities, sent to earth for the pleasure of women. Stories would be written and songs sung of his legend, with his sexual mastery spoken in whispered reverence for all eternity.”
― T. Gephart, #1 Player

“His lips were my new favorite thing. Screw raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, if I was Maria Von Trapp, I would have been singing about those lips and possibly those hands. Oh, and the abs got an honorary mention too.”
― T. Gephart, #1 Player