Failure Pie in a Sadness Face Quotes

“If I ever get a car I’m going to hang a miniature garbage can from the rear view mirror and tell people it’s my “dream catcher.”
― Brian Alan Ellis, Failure Pie in a Sadness Face

“if you ever see me on Tinder, make sure you swipe up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start.”
― Brian Alan Ellis, Failure Pie in a Sadness Face

“I’ve always had the morbid inclination to fuck my life up and yet I’ve never had children so go figure.”
― Brian Alan Ellis, Failure Pie in a Sadness Face