Faery Dust Quotes

“Everyone is a son or daughter, a father or mother, a cousin, brother, or sister. Even if the person you kill deserves it without question you still bring misery to others.”
― Al K. Line, Faery Dust

“A huge ginger cat padded with indifference from the other room, paused in the open doorway, sniffed the air, then meowed lazily before it strolled over at a snail's pace. Telling me in no uncertain terms that it wasn't coming because I wanted it to, and it wasn't interested, not really, but seeing as I was here it would make sure I was unworthy of its attention and it would show me and I should be grateful.”
― Al K. Line, Faery Dust

“If you call me dear boy, or old chap, one more time I swear to God I will take that cane and ram it so far up your arse you'll be mistaken for a lighthouse,”
― Al K. Line, Faery Dust

“hating myself for catching a glimpse of a very hairy wizard with one leg up on the sink, using a hairdryer to blow dry the forest around his knackers—what the hell is that all about? Use a towel you freak—I”
― Al K. Line, Faery Dust