Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Hm… I think our friendship is growing… maybe, just maybe… I thought to myself. I also thought about my first village. I should probably visit that village one of these days and pay my respect as well. But it is so hard and scary, that place is like a ghost town now. I sighed… So many sacrifices were made back then… but maybe soon, I’ll find a way to stop the monster plague and then they can all rest in peace.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“As we rode, I noticed that Arceus looked like he was in pretty bad shape, so I threw him a regen potion. He quickly chugged it while riding.   “What”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Finally, a villager named Moonpie moved to town and wants to start a new restaurant. Unfortunately, the mayor felt that we had a lot of options for food already, so he did not assign builders to the new restaurant right away. This made the new villager sad, but Moonpie was determined to hang in there. It was only a matter of time until the builders were free and can build the new restaurant. ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“A villager named Avery moved into town and started up a fashion clothing store. She said that fashion was her passion, and that she wanted to brighten up our town with dazzling colors and the latest trends. After moving in and starting up her business, Avery suggested to the mayor that we should put our guard force in uniform, so that we could distinguish them easily from regular villagers. The mayor loved the idea, so he commissioned”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I followed Ema and Krista to the hospital. On the way there, the potions and Blood Lust wore off. Every part of my body ached and burned. The ninja star wounds were so painful, and I had them everywhere. I was in such pain that they had to carry me to the hospital in a stretcher. Once on the stretcher, I passed out due to the searing pain all over my body. ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Finally, a villager named Moonpie moved to town and wants to start a new restaurant. Unfortunately, the mayor felt that we had a lot of options for food already, so he did not assign builders to the new restaurant right away. This made the new villager sad, but Moonpie was determined to hang in there. It was only a matter of time until the builders were free and can build the new restaurant.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’m a scientist.” “Oooh… what’s that?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’ll probably take 12 hours or so if you get in line now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“unenthusiastically.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Avery”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Bob armed himself with a stone axe in each hand. Arceus stood ready with his bow fully drawn. Shadow had multiple”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I do.”   “Then you know why I’m here?”   “Thank you for coming. Good bye.”   “Wait, what? What are you talking about?”   “You asked your question already.”   “What?! When?!”   “Just earlier. You asked, ‘You know who I am?’”   “Noooo! That wasn’t my question!”   “Sorry, one question per person. That’s the rule.”   “That one doesn’t count, I need a redo!”   “Unfortunate, but no.”   “I’ve traveled so far to meet you! Please! I just need to know the answer to one question!” I pleaded.   “You can still ask your question.”   “I can?”   “Yes, you just have to get back in line.”   “But I-I, time is—”   “I’m sorry. If you want to ask another question, you’ll have to get back”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“in line.”   I sighed and lowered my head. I turned around and was about to walk out the door.   Then the Sage started cracking up.   I turned back to look at him.   “I’m just playing with you. Come back here,” he said as he laughed.   “W-what? For real?” I walked slowly back to him.   “Yes, just because I’m old, it doesn’t mean I don’t know how to have fun.”   “Oh… uh, okay,” I said as I chuckled weakly.   “You must have many questions for me,” the Sage said.   “I do! But I’m only allowed to ask one question…”   The Sage smiled at me. “For you, I’ll make an exception.”   “W-what? Really?”   “Yes, we’ve already broken the no cutting rule for you.”   “Oh, er, thanks…”   “The truth is… I’ve been waiting for you. I knew that one day you would arrive,” said the Sage.   “You’ve been waiting for me? What do you mean?”   “I saw you coming.”   “You can see into the future?”   “Only partial glimpses. Nothing in full detail.”   “How is that possible?”   “I think it is due to my old age combined with years of meditating on top of this mound. Somehow, I've been blessed with the ability to see short glimpses of the future.”   “So, does that mean you don’t know everything?”   “That is correct. I don't have all the answers for you, but I can point you in the right direction, Chosen One.”   “Wait, what? What’s this about the Chosen One?”   “Ah, I should explain. Destiny has chosen you to be the Chosen One.”   “Uh… what does that mean?”   “It means you are the one that will save this world.”   “Uh… what?”   “This information must come as a surprise to you, so I understand if you need time to process it.”   “I, uh, don’t know about the saving the world thing…”   “But isn’t that your purpose? Isn’t that what drives you?”   “Um…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I saw you coming.”   “You can see into the future?”   “Only partial glimpses. Nothing in full detail.”   “How is that possible?”   “I think it is due to my old age combined with years of meditating on top of this mound. Somehow, I've been blessed with the ability to see short glimpses of the future.”   “So, does that mean you don’t know everything?”   “That is correct. I don't have all the answers for you, but I can point you in the right direction, Chosen One.”   “Wait, what? What’s this about the Chosen One?”   “Ah, I should explain. Destiny has chosen you to be the Chosen One.”   “Uh… what does that mean?”   “It means you are the one that will save this world.”   “Uh… what?”   “This information must come as a surprise to you, so I understand if you need time to process it.”   “I, uh, don’t know about the saving the world thing…”   “But isn’t that your purpose? Isn’t that what drives you?”   “Um…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Um… I guess? I just want to get rid of the monsters in this world.”   The Sage nodded. “Yes, it's just like I’ve seen in my vision.”   “What did you see exactly?”   “I saw a young boy on a quest to cure these lands of the monster plague.”   “Hm… that sounds like me. Did you see anything else?”   “I saw that you would visit me to ask for advice on how to stop the plague.”   “Oh, I see. So, how do I stop it?   The Sage nodded. “Your quest shall not be an easy one. There are others that came before you that have tried, but they all have failed.”   “Oh…”   “But I see potential in you, young one. You are strong and you have many strong allies. Perhaps, there is a chance you may succeed.”   I nodded. “I’m willing to take that chance.”   “The path you have chosen for yourself is full of dangerous trials. But if you work together with your friends and push on, you can get through them all.”    “I see. So, what do I have to do?”   The Sage nodded again. “In the glimpse of your future, I saw a great”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“and powerful, evil dragon. You may have to defeat this powerful foe in order to restore peace to our lands.”   “Er… a powerful dragon? How powerful?”   “More powerful than anything you’ve ever faced.”   “Whoa…”   “This is why you will need the help of your allies.”   I nodded. “I see. How do I find this dragon?”   “My vision wasn’t 100% clear on that.”   “Aw… darn.”   “I can’t tell you the exact location of this specific dragon, but I can point you in the right direction to get you on your way.”   “Great, that would be helpful.”   “To get started on your quest, you will need to get help from an old adversary.”   “Huh? Who?”   “Only he can show you the path that you must walk.”   “Wait, can you tell me who?” I asked.   The Sage shook his head. “Sorry, I can’t tell you.”   “Why not?”   “My”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“My visions aren’t 100% clear. They are always hazy, short and missing details.”   “Hm… okay, what is the next step after meeting this old adversary?”   “The next step requires you to travel to a far away land.”   “You mean like the Nether?”   “Something like that.”   “Hm…” Something like the Nether? If it’s not the Nether, then where else could it be? I thought in my head. “Okay… what’s after that?”   “I don’t know.”   “Huh? What do you mean?”   “My vision ended there.”   “What?”   “Perhaps the next steps will reveal themselves to you as you progress along the way.”   “Err…”   “I’m sorry I couldn’t be of more help.”   “It’s okay. I got some good information out of you. Ultimately, I’ll have to fight a powerful dragon to end this monster plague.”   The Sage nodded. “That is correct.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Well, thank you for that information. I have enough to get me going.”   “Good. You should head home now.”   “What? But I still have so many questions to ask you.”   “Those questions will have to wait for another time,” the Sage said.   “Wait, why should I leave now? Is something wrong?”   “Just a minute ago, I saw a glimpse about your hometown, something is going to happen there.”   I gasped. “What? What did you see?”   “I’m sorry, my vision wasn’t clear on what it was.”   What is it? What could it be? I wondered to myself.   “The villagers there, they will need you. That’s all I saw.”    I took that as my cue to leave. “I gotta go. I’ll head back right now,” I said as I quickly rushed to the door. Before leaving the building, I yelled, “Thank you for your wisdom! I’ll be back one day.”   The Sage nodded. “Be careful going dow—”   In my hasty exit, I was reckless and tripped over my foot. I fell and rolled down the mound.   Oof!   Ahh!   Ugh!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“We both landed on the ground.   Daisy was standing nearby, greeting the villagers. She saw what happened and said, “OMG! Are you guys okay?”   “Ughhhh… owww…” I stumbled as I tried to get up. I was super dizzy from all that tumbling.   Bob got up fine, he didn’t take as bad of a fall as I did. “Well, that’s a quick way to get down the mound. What’s going on?” he asked me.   “Uhhh… we… w-we gotta get home fast!” I said.   “What do you mean?”   “The Sage… he told me… something is gonna happen back at home.”   Bob gasped. “Is our town in trouble?”   “It sounds like it may be.”   “I’ll round everyone up and we’ll head back right now.”   “Thanks, I’m gonna sit here for a second. My brain feels like it has been scrambled from that fall.”   A few minutes later, my party was in front of me. I explained to them the situation.   “We should get back on the double,” said Arceus.   I nodded. “I got some speed potions from Cindy. We can feed them to the horses to make them run extra fast.”   “Good idea,” said Bob.   “How many speed potions do you have?” asked the ranger.   “Only four,” I replied.   “What about your pet?”   “Oh…” I thought for a moment. “I’ll just carry him.”   “Okay, let’s mount up.”   We all got on our horses.   Daisy came over to us. “Are you leaving already?” she asked.   “Yeah, sorry. We would love to stay longer, but something just came up,” I answered.   “I understand. We’ll be here if you ever decide to come back to visit.”   “Thank you, Daisy.”   “Safe travels to you all,” she said and waved.   We waved and turned toward the west and our horses took us to the horizon.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

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― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“just like we did back then. But the upgrades weren’t done yet, the builders still needed to expand the trench. So, now they are working on that.   A couple of notable villagers moved into town. One was named Peter. He claimed to be a great builder and wants to build amazingly tall buildings. Peter proposed to the mayor that we start building higher structures because it would help save space since our town was growing”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 22 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)