Dungeon Madness Quotes

“pickaxe-density erections”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Madness

“Yes, dimensional warping. Someone had to have done this for the first time in the past. I don’t know who they were, but they must have had a pair on them bigger than my dungeon to be messing around with forces like these.”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Madness

“A place to live, money, and power that is there for the taking? That isn’t enough?” “No!” “...What about half taxes for six months?” There was a pause as people took in his words, and faces lit up. A few people nodded, some clapped.”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Madness

“that people would have to bend over and reach like twenty times. Remember that handsome book writer who tagged along with a group for ‘inspiration’—what was his name? Dakota?”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Madness