Co-Wrecker Quotes

“There is a difference. Loving someone and being in love with someone. You can love anyone that touches your soul in a way you’ll never replace. Never forget. But being in love with someone, that is reserved for a special person, someone who you see yourself spending the rest of your life with.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“She’s incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot-mess express, selling tickets for everyone to see.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“I was not checking you out," she protests. If she added a foot stomp to that little denial train, I would have hopped on board just for fun to see where juvenile Sadie would take me.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Andrew: Uh, do I need to remind you about the sexual epiphany you had last night?
Sadie: Is that what you're calling it?
Andrew: I figured that was better than an orgasmic oracle from the penis prophecy.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“My mom is now on the ground, checking out the original hardwood floors. Did I mention she’s into wood? And I know where your head went just now, wood equals penis. Ha ha, my mom likes dick.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“She's incredibly intelligent, very book smart, but give her a drink and she becomes the hot mess express, selling tickets for everyone to see.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Gah, I bet she secretly takes pictures of him and puts them on her inspiration board of men she wants to f*ck. I bet she calls it her f*cket list. And once she gets them to fall for her boob-flopping ways, she puts them in a scrapbook and looks through that book every night, reminiscing on the penises that once stuffed her vagina. Well, not Andrew. There is no way she's getting her reconstructed nipples on my guy.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“I had a chance to lay it all out on the table, and I didn't. But that's the problem with shame. Shame doesn't like company. Shame's not something that likes to be shared.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Some Disney character crawled up her ass and put her in this mood. I just hope she doesn’t have to have some sort of bibbidi-bobbidi-boo to get them out. Although, a Fantasia-like”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“How could she not know Tron? Insert whiny emoji here. Tron is one of the greatest movies of all time right behind Star Wars, Star Trek, any Marvel Comics movie—most importantly Guardians of the Galaxy, ET—because aliens, hello—Avatar, and Titanic. Can we take a moment of silence for Jack? That rotten, horse-faced Rose could have inched to the side to make room for him. You can’t tell me there wasn’t enough room on that door for a scrawny Leonardo DiCaprio to hang on. And even better, they could have spooned, created body heat, and saved each other. But nooo, horse-faced whore was too damn selfish.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Funny thing is when you’re young and vulnerable, you should have two people you can trust: your parents. They are the people you’re supposed to rely on, the people who are supposed to shelter you from the relentless storm we call the world. But when one of them destroys every aspect of your childhood, it’s hard to trust anyone else. It’s hard to let people in when your heart has been hardened to the outside world. Why would you? Why would you make yourself so vulnerable again?”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“There is a difference. Loving someone and being in love with someone. You can love anyone that touches your soul in a way you’ll never replace. Never forget. But being in love with someone, that is reserved for a special person, someone who you see yourself spending the rest of your life with. Once upon a time, that was with the man in front of me. A man with a good heart. A man who has loved me for many years. But now? Unfortunately, he’s not the man I’ll spend the rest of my life”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“We have self-driving vehicles, but we can’t retract a text message? What is that about, Silicon Valley?”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Tron is one of the greatest movies of all time right behind Star Wars, Star Trek, any Marvel Comics movie—most importantly Guardians of the Galaxy, ET—because aliens, hello—Avatar, and Titanic.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Andrew: Uh, do I need to remind you about the sexual epiphany you had last night? Sadie: Is that what you’re calling it? Andrew: I figured that was better than an orgasmic oracle from the penis prophecy.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Charisma, it’s a death sentence for any woman, and I’m pretty sure I’m straddling condemned row from every sexy smirk and witty comment that leaves Andrew’s mouth.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“What the hell is with the cheery attitude? Did Mary Poppins crawl up her ass in the middle of the night and offer her a spoonful of sugar?”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker

“Can we take a moment of silence for Jack? That rotten, horse-faced Rose could have inched to the side to make room for him. You can’t tell me there wasn’t enough room on that door for a scrawny Leonardo DiCaprio to hang on. And even better, they could have spooned, created body heat, and saved each other. But nooo, horse-faced whore was too damn selfish.”
― Meghan Quinn, Co-Wrecker