Son of a Beard Quotes

“I don’t understand your specific brand of crazy, but I do commend your devotion to it. -Truth to his ex”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Son of a Beard

“I’m not saying she’s a hoe, but she’s taken more loads than a washing machine. -Verity to Truth upon discussion of Truth’s ex”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Son of a Beard

“Sadly, I’m all out of damns. However, if you’re interested in a flying fuck, I have a few. -Verity’s secret thoughts”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Son of a Beard

“I love you. I love your face. I love the way your beard makes me shiver. I love the pretty words that come out of your mouth when you’re trying to make me laugh. One day, we’re going to part, and the only thing I want you to remember when I’m no longer of this Earth is that not a day went by that I didn’t thank my lucky stars for you.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Son of a Beard

“If you put aside your dreams in lieu of safety, or comfort, what will that accomplish? Not much. Because in the end you’ll be unhappy. But hey! You’ll be safe!” - Truth”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Son of a Beard