Were Me Out Quotes

“Earth woman, prepare to be probed,” he said as he crossed the room with Werewolf speed, picked up my tingling body and tossed me onto the bed.”
― Robyn Peterman, Were Me Out

“How’d that turn out?” I tried not to laugh, but failed. Who in the hell tried to microwave a damn phone? “Not good. Not good at all,” he admitted with a grin and a shrug. “It was an awesome explosion though. Blew the roof right off the house.” “Pardon”
― Robyn Peterman, Were Me Out