My Darling, My Hamburger Quotes

“When are you getting married?'

'After graduation, stupid.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“If you leave me, I'll want to die. Love, Elizabeth Carstensen.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“Dennis had just kissed her once, and she was screaming for a hamburger.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“The speeches! They were filled with borrowed things--borrowed over and over again until the words were nothing more than a series of clichés.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“The mustard lined his lips. At one point a strand of sauerkraut was smeared against his chin.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“I find everything demoralizing,' Dennis said.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“He was practically pushing the hot dogs down his throat.”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“But now Nature starts doing things. The hormones start rolling and those old testicles start producing and all the rest of it--like breathing. You don't go around asking for it. It happens. It happened to me when I was twelve.

(Sean)”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“This sex thing. We never used to be hung up like this. Nature doesn't give little kids problems except when there's some kind of an accident--like that eight-year-old South American girl that had a baby. But that's practically a mutation, right?”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger

“Once inside, Dennis almost keeled over from the smell of cooked cabbage. Why was it that any girl he took out had a house with an incredible smell?”
― Paul Zindel, My Darling, My Hamburger