William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken Quotes

“There is no vessel that hath me,
For I can pilot anything that flies.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“Talk less, smile more; throw not away thy shot!”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“Thou art the grim First Order’s garbage man? The man who took out trash for trashy men?”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“O, hope fulfill’d! O, unexpected Force! Come, Kylo Ren, and feel the light of Rey.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“What happens next, O friend and fiend of hell? ’Tis I shall speak, or you, or what you will? Pray speak, Count, ’tis your cue.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“hell? ’Tis I shall speak, or you, or what you will? Pray speak, Count, ’tis your cue.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“The phantom menace, which did shake each soul, The vast clone army, which made bold attack, The Sith’s revenge upon the Jedi true, The small but bold new hope the rebels brought,”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“The dark side is the calling I embrace,
For’tis the heritage I have receiv’d:
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
The Knights of Ren did first give me my place,
And in their care my gifts were first conceiv’d—
The dark side is the calling I embrace.
Luke Skywalker’s last steps my mind shall trace
Until, at last, his capture is achiev’d
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
Thus I’ll interrogate this pilot base,
Until the information is retriev’d;
The dark side is the calling I embrace.
And when, at last, Skywalker I outpace,
The dark sides strength by all be perciev’d—
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.
Thus let the interview proceed apace—
Mine expectation shall not be aggriev’d.
The dark side is the calling I embrace,
To bring the final Jedi to disgrace.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“My past informs and guides my present moment
And still may lead my future, come what may.”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken

“Incompetence beyond imagining!
O, fie, that I this madness must endure—
A fico for thine errant, bumbling face!”
― Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Force Doth Awaken