Something Borrowed Quotes

“I swear, some people. They think being single is a disease.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Something Borrowed

“Clearly being sent from her bedroom with a throbbing hard-on hadn’t deterred him from pursuing their deal. Unless it was a trap. She side-eyed him, looking for signs he was about to yell ‘gotcha, Blondie! I hate Margaret Atwood, show me where you piss from!’”
― Eve Dangerfield, Something Borrowed

“Elle ignored the ache in her chest. 'You know, you might just be a good man, after all, Proveaux.'

'Can you say that a bit louder, please? Perhaps the people I tricked into going to a fake photoshoot can hear you.”
― Eve Dangerfield, Something Borrowed

“No, I’m still jerking off, you dumbarse.'

Jackson glared at him. 'I was going to offer to help but now I think you can go fuck yourself. Literally.'

'Help? How?'

'I’m not telling you. Not after you insulted my cock.'

'You’ve screwed half the women in Melbourne, does your dick really need my positive feedback?”
― Eve Dangerfield, Something Borrowed