The Beast of Talesend Quotes

“At least, that’s what I thought until she picked up a buttered roll and flung it at a nearby woman’s hat.”
― Kyle Robert Shultz, The Beast of Talesend

“That was horrible.” “That was a fairy tale,” said the wraith. “Fairy tales are horrible.”
― Kyle Robert Shultz, The Beast of Talesend

“She was stunning, but fortunately, as a hardened and experienced detective, I was impervious to this. More or less.”
― Kyle Robert Shultz, The Beast of Talesend

“It’s been entertaining to watch you three,” he said. “The skeptic, the failure, and the fool.”
“Oi!” Crispin interjected. “Nobody calls my brother a fool!”
My eyes rolled heavenwards. “He meant you. I’m the skeptic.”
Crispin blinked. “Oh.”
― Kyle Robert Shultz, The Beast of Talesend

“Yesterday, I was a respectable private detective who didn’t believe in magic. Tonight, I’m a hairy gargoyle leaping across the rooftops of Talesend with a magical girl on my back. No matter what happens next—even if I do manage to become human again—my life is never going to be the same.”
― Kyle Robert Shultz, The Beast of Talesend