Dangerous Boobies Quotes

“To my boys I will say breasts are special and don’t take them for granted, and also don’t touch them. And if you want fake breasts at some point, we can put them under your pectoral muscles too. We are all just on this earth together wanting love, happiness, and free refills.”
― Caitlin Brodnick, Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts

“I will tell them that everybody is different. Some have white hair and brown lips and soft hands and pointy chins. And we are all just trying to figure it out. I will tell them that they can be brave, and change is okay. To”
― Caitlin Brodnick, Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts

“Some people (a-holes) might say that surgeons are given too much glory or have a God complex. That’s exactly what I want in a surgeon! I’m INTO them feeling like God, because until this moment, no one has made any alterations on my body since God. I’m pro having reverential confidence in anyone cutting open my body. And I will take two badass, chill-AF women for my surgery. Please.”
― Caitlin Brodnick, Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts

“Google is the most fun way to quietly torture yourself from the safety of your own home.”
― Caitlin Brodnick, Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts

“I wanted to escape my body. I wanted to propel my life into the future. I felt this way in middle school and college: The next step was always going to be better. Then I will feel happier. Then I will be confident.”
― Caitlin Brodnick, Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts