New Year, Same Trash Quotes

“No, I didn't make it to New York. I fucking love New York, even though my version of the American dream is impossible there and their gross, floppy pizza is like eating someone's post–plastic surgery skin.”
― Samantha Irby, New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep

“48. Try to think positively. Can’t. Everything is garbage. 49. Stop talking (so much) shit. See above.”
― Samantha Irby, New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep

“but if we’re being 100 percent honest with each other, I really can’t commit to anything once a month. I don’t even get my period once a goddamned month.”
― Samantha Irby, New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep