A Nice Boy Quotes

“I can't admit it to anyone except maybe Maureen, but I want all that mundane shit too. Grocery shopping and arguing over which toilet paper to buy and standing next to each other at the sink doing dishes after dinner. I know it's corny as fuck but I want that corny shit in my life.”
― Rocklyn Ryder, A Nice Boy

“That man would throw you over his shoulder and carry you off right now if I let him..." she lowers her voice as we leave the bathroom and head back to the table, "let me know if you want me to let him, ok?”
― Rocklyn Ryder, A Nice Boy

“I now know that my grandmother considered herself to be quite the harlot in her day, having sampled the wares of no less than 4 young men before settling on my grandfather. Because he had the biggest-- "Oh! Ronnie's here, Grams, love you! Gotta go!”
― Rocklyn Ryder, A Nice Boy

“I can afford it and I already did so you get your ass back out there and finish the damn thing or I'm going to answer all those sex questions for you and find you a woman who's into pegging.”
― Rocklyn Ryder, A Nice Boy

“That's another problem with ebooks, as soon as I finish one, there are all those other books that are suggested based on the one I just finished. It's an addiction. There ought to be a law that prevents the company from taking advantage of me when I'm vulnerable like this. Still reeling from book boyfriend hangover.”
― Rocklyn Ryder, A Nice Boy