Scrooge McFuck Quotes

“Ben found himself quite uncomfortable, like every time he was forced to acknowledge Piper Stone’s appearance. Damn her, but his assistant was hot. He didn’t often allow himself to look past her green eyes, but when he did, he always frowned, displeased. Assistants shouldn’t look like that; those who did were the reason why so many men ended up requesting blow jobs in the copy room.”
― May Sage, Scrooge McFuck