The Theory of Second Best Quotes

“Six seconds, Kyle. That’s all it took for you to get on my nerves.” “I was going for four, but I’ll take six.”
― J. Bengtsson, The Theory of Second Best

“The interview took about ten minutes. Apparently my life was so boring I couldn’t even get my fifteen minutes of fame.”
― J. Bengtsson, The Theory of Second Best

“For the most part, I found people to be fairly black and white, but Jake was more like fifty shades of gray… and not the good kind.”
― J. Bengtsson, The Theory of Second Best