Jumping Jude Quotes

“the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) for”
― Lucy Lennox, Jumping Jude

“Well, fuck that,” she spat. My mom’s eyes bugged, and Tilly continued. “You tell that cocksucker to grow a pair. No one ever said life was going to be easy. You don’t get that many opportunities to find a good man and when you do, you hold on to him for dear life. God, what an ass. And I don’t mean that as a compliment, even though that’s also true. He does have a smoking hot posterior. Almost… biteable if you ask me. Are you saying he’s single now? How attached is he to the”
― Lucy Lennox, Jumping Jude

“Well, fuck that,” she spat. My mom’s eyes bugged, and Tilly continued. “You tell that cocksucker to grow a pair. No one ever said life was going to be easy. You don’t get that many opportunities to find a good man and when you do, you hold on to him for dear life. God, what an ass. And I don’t mean that as a compliment, even though that’s also true. He does have a smoking hot posterior. Almost… biteable if you ask me. Are you saying he’s single now? How attached is he to the D?”
― Lucy Lennox, Jumping Jude

“Go back to the part about that guy giving you a blow job at the club.”
― Lucy Lennox, Jumping Jude

“Tilly blinked at me and then looked at her own empty hands. “Well, fuck.”
― Lucy Lennox, Jumping Jude