Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“Diary”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“You numbskulls! Why aren’t you coming to get me? Do you want me to kill you?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“GOOD RIDDANCE!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TEN FREAKING EMERALDS?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“inn.   Turns out, Steve and I can’t share the same room. Oh no, we have to get separate rooms which means double the cost.   How much is the cost?   Ten emeralds for a night.   ARE YOU”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“THIS IS THE FREAKIEST THING EVER!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“wild goose chase for him when”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“I HATE HIM SO MUCH!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“YOU NUMBSKULLS!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“OH SHE IS SO GOING TO GET IT!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“Which means…I WAS TRICKED INTO COMING HERE!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“A very ugly witch.   I actually blurted that out and the hag gave me a death glare. I”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A TRAP!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“I am so stupid! I”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“nothing is going to make me spend them.   2:25 pm So turns out that this place has guards who demand that any visitor must stay at the inn or else. The “or else” probably means death and I don’t want to die quite yet, so I am going to comply with their wishes for now.   That was until I found out how much it cost to book a room at an inn.   Turns out, Steve and I can’t share the same room. Oh no, we have to get separate rooms which means double the cost.   How much is the cost?   Ten emeralds for a night.   ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TEN FREAKING EMERALDS?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“7:00 pm”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17

“to collect things for a solo adventure. All of that stuff is carefully hidden in my home and it’s really important stuff. I have enchanted armor, which has Protection II, Unbreaking I, and Fire Resistance I. It’s very important that I get that armor back but I don’t think Steve is smart enough to find it. If he does, I am going to make sure he never sees the light of day.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 17