Bad Husband Quotes

“If he didn’t answer the door, why wasn’t it acceptable to go through the window if it was open?”
― Shey Stahl, Bad Husband

“Is she leaving me for Derek Jeter?
If she is, I want season tickets in the settlement so I can heckle his wife-stealing ass”
― Shey Stahl, Bad Husband

“If he didn’t answer the door, why wasn’t it acceptable to go through the window if it was open?
Or maybe it wasn’t open. I don’t remember.”
― Shey Stahl, Bad Husband