Route Britannia, the Journey South Quotes

“Surely it's better to lose at a running race at an early age than to reach sixteen riding on a wave of life's inability to disappoint and then commit suicide because the WiFi's gone down for twenty minutes.”
― Steven Primrose-Smith, Route Britannia, the Journey South: A Spontaneous Bicycle Ride through Every County in Britain

“Trees aside, nothing grew very tall, the moorland dotted with the occasional low shrub and the odd single stone, standing all alone, like Katie Hopkins at a party.”
― Steven Primrose-Smith, Route Britannia, the Journey South: A Spontaneous Bicycle Ride through Every County in Britain