Mark's Merry Mayhem Quotes

“What’s the matter with him?” Goth screamed at me. “Besides being married to you? I don’t have a clue,” I mumbled. She took a sharp intake of air at my comment. “Shit -- did I say that out loud?” I asked. I could see Jed’s head nodding. The kid on Alan’s left side snorted at my reply. “This is funny to you?!” Goth ripped into the youth. “It was,” he told her as he hefted her sagging Alan back up.”
― Mark Tufo, Mark's Merry Mayhem

“Yeah, but Talbot, your missus -- she checked the name of the paranormal group you said you were leading, and there’s no such group. Certainly not walking through Eastern State Penitentiary , anyway. It’s condemned. No one is allowed in there anymore.”“Wait .… what? So I’m not getting my two hundred and fifty bucks?” I asked him. “I don’t think you get it man, there’s no paranormal group and certainly no tour.”“BT I just spent the last hour or so in that fucking place, I can assure you there was both.”“Talbot, I’ve been trying to find you for 24 hours. Tracy most likely has the National Guard on the way.”
― Mark Tufo, Mark's Merry Mayhem

“That leads out?” I thought I had asked it, but maybe I had just been thinking it. Peter’s mother seemed to be the one that had voiced the question. “What’s that noise?” Small Shirt asked. “Please be the ice cream man,” I hoped. Jed was looking at me strangely. “I said that out loud again didn’t I?” I asked him. He nodded.”
― Mark Tufo, Mark's Merry Mayhem