The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President Quotes

“he had also won many of the contests and believed he could win more.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

“What they should care about was what they actually saw with their own eyes. And what they saw was one person running as the Reformist candidate for senior class president who never committed to what she supposedly believed while the other candidate yelled his ideas from the gymnasium floor. One had ever-changing values and the other had believed in the same policies his entire time at United Exceptionalism.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

“To adolescent boys, anything could and would be turned into a sexual innuendo. And all of it was hilarious only to them.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

“Chet disdained the average student enough that he tried to cancel all of the events they liked.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

“No one spoke up and told Reginald to stop because no one wanted to become his new target.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

“All of them realized it wasn’t a matter of if McMarton would be elected, but when.”
― Chris Dietzel, The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President