Valhalla Quotes

“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“Hmmm, very severe... Poor condition, heavy infection... Disarticulation... Oh no, no... Clearly broken... Mm-hmmm... All right, then, all's well, perfect health, clear to go.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

“I am Hellhammer!” shouted a giant, imposing man in black armor.
“And I’m Heckmallet,” said a petite woman with a squeaky voice.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla