Unwrap My Heart Quotes

“You’re insane.”
“I’m evil. Let’s not complicate this by stigmatizing mental illness.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“So did you ever get that pack of cigarettes?”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“Magic called, and I was waiting by the phone.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“I was hiking, he was more shuffling, but that’s fine. I didn’t really want to go very fast anyway. He had the cutest shuffle, actually. Mouth hung open a bit, right shoulder lower than the left. It was adorable.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“I should go.” I tried to jump out of the moving car again to get away from this whole conversation, but that’s when I realized we were in my driveway and he had already shut off the engine. For the best, I guess.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“One thing I knew for sure was how he made me feel. Different. Like tingly and allergic, but in a good way.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“That’s sweet of the weatherman to think of me, but it turns out I can’t go.”
“No, I just told you you can,” he said, confused. “I’m your dad. That’s how permission works.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Do you have an even stricter dad that I don’t know about? We should have weekly meetings, him and I. Get on the same page.”
“I can’t go because Mr. Graff gave me a group project with this moody new kid, and I have to work on it over the weekend.”
“Ah. School Dad told you that? He’s worse than Strict Dad. Probably should listen to him.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies

“I didn’t dare look over; staring was a range weapon and we were in very close quarters. This was more smelling distance.”
― Alex Falcone, Unwrap My Heart: or It's Time For Mummies