Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“Joker”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“You can only sleep at night. You can only sleep at night. You can only sleep at night. I got it!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“Stupid Joker, stupid Herobrine, stupid Steve….   I HOPE ALL OF YOU FALL INTO A HOLE AND DIE!   I”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“YAYAYAYAY!   9:00”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“freefalling”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“I KNOW!   8:00”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“Diary of”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“angry”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“Oh my God.   I just realized if I don’t do anything, he is probably going to come back and kill me. If I don’t go and make some amends, he is totally going to make some really dangerous machine and come back to kill me. What if he finds the dragon and comes back to kill me?   I can’t escape a dragon! I am not that strong!   I would have to live underground my whole life and I hate the underground.   That’s it, I am going to have to go and find it. I hate my life.   10:00 am I am so lost.   I thought that if I backtracked and followed the path from there, I would manage to find them, but it looks like I can’t because I don’t remember. Why do I fail at life? I think at this point, I should try and run away. As far away as possible. That seems like the best idea at this point.   Time to start running in the opposite direction.   12:30 pm I made some good progress but I am so hungry. I found some apple trees and I guess they’ll have to do for now. I can only hope that he doesn’t find me after all the trouble I am going through to hide from him.   Why am I so scared of Herobrine?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“YAYAYAYAY!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“It’s a freaking dragon!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16

“Why does this happen to me?   10:00”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 16