Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016) Quotes

“What did God say when he made the first black man?”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)

“do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" 27 A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying.”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)

“She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory dock...”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)

“A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)

“Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)

“An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife.”
― Adam Smith, Funny Jokes for Adults "This is FUNNY" ( Best Jokes of 2016)