Aunt Poster Quotes

“Still, though, every time I pass a yoga studio or a transmission shop, a flicker of fire from the brief flame of passion we shared flares in my loins, and I jerk one off in honor of the woman who led me by the hand into manhood.”
― John Wayne Comunale, Aunt Poster

“It was easy for them to forget about him, because forgetting about a member of your family being in love with a poster is easier if you don’t have to deal with it on a daily basis.”
― John Wayne Comunale, Aunt Poster

“His window was open, and a note was taped to the sill that said he’d run off to start a new life with his true love, the poster. It went on to say he knew we wouldn’t understand but he couldn’t fight destiny.”
― John Wayne Comunale, Aunt Poster