The Better Man Quotes

“When you find the one you’re supposed to be with, you know it with every fiber in your being. You feel it in your bones that they are your person…and you are theirs.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“I feel like I was being sucked into something bigger than the both of us. As if a fucking tractor beam was grabbing hold of every single fiber of my being and dragging me further and further down the rabbit hole that was Daphne. And I fucking loved it.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“Don’t get me wrong, being rich was fucking awesome. If anyone tells you being rich isn’t awesome then they’re not doing the whole being rich thing right.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“I still hadn’t boarded the elevator. It was as if my feet were glued to the floor. There was already a tension in the air between us. It felt electric and dangerous. And for a moment I thought I might choose to take the stairs. He was very tempting; I’d give him that.
“Are you getting on?”
“Aren’t you getting off?” I asked.
Max tilted his head to the side and smirked at me. “If you get on this thing, probably.”
“You’re disgusting.” I rolled my eyes at his cock-sure response even though a part of me found his arrogance more than slightly amusing. Boarding the elevator, I decided to stand as far away as I would from Max. “Whatever, I’m going down.”
“That’s what she said.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore. So thanks for that.”
“Geez, I was just joking around, Max,” he said.
“Did I hurt your feelings?”
“A little bit, yes.”
“Then you might want to get a colonoscopy for all that butthurt because I don’t give a shit.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.”
“I know. And I still don’t like you, but--”
“Good, I don’t like you either, so here’s what we’re going to do.”
“I was in the middle of talking, Max. That’s just being rude and---”
“As I was saying, we’re going to go over there … We’re going to film a segment. I’m going to do all the talking and you’re going to stand there and look pretty until I tell you to talk. Okay? Okay. Glad we got that all figured out.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“Was he nice to look at?
Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes!
But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness just poured right out of him. it was like he couldn’t help himself. Almost sad really.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man

“I was blessed with the looks of a fucking Adonis, so yeah, men usually hated me anyway. I paid their bullshit complaints little to no attention at all. Let me put it this way, if I had a nickel for every single time some guy was jealous of me, I’d be rich.
Oh, wait! I am rich. So, fuck them.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Better Man