Egomaniac Quotes

“Sometimes what you’re looking for comes when you’re not looking at all.   -Unknown”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I’d go three hundred and sixty-four days thirsty if it meant I got to drink you in for just one.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I'm sorry for looking at your ass."
"When did you look at my ass?"
"Every chance I get?"
"Apology accepted.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I’d like to report a robbery.”
“Robbery?” I arched an eyebrow and looked around. A lone folding chair and crappy metal folding chair were the only furniture in the entire space. “What exactly am I stealing? Your winning personality?”
She amended her complaint to the police. “A breaking and entering. I’d like to report a breaking and entering at 575 Park Avenue.” She paused and listening. “No, I don’t think he’s armed. But he’s big. Really big. At least six feet. Maybe bigger.”
I smirked. “And strong. Don’t forget to tell them I’m strong, too. Want me to flex for you?”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“And I suppose all of your women are fast asleep after you take care of them.”
“Damn straight. I’m like a superhero. The Prolactinator.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Blowing out someone else’s candle doesn’t make yours shine brighter. Today”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“You’re the red in my black and white world.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Distance is only a test to see how far love travels.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Maybe, just maybe, neither one of us had found the right one before now…because we hadn’t met each other yet.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I really can’t stand you.”
“Maybe you should bend over…see if you like me better in that position.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“You have three seconds to get out of my office. Otherwise you’re giving me permission to do whatever I want with you.”
I swallowed. My voice broke as I held his gaze. “I came in here to yell at you.”
“I like it when you’re angry.” He paused. “One.”
“You like it when I’m angry?”
“I find it turns me on. Two.”
“You won’t do anything at three if I tell you to stop.”
He inched even closer. “Of course not. You trust me. But you won’t tell me to stop.” He paused. “Last chance.”
I stood frozen as he counted off his last number. “Three.”
Before I could object, his mouth crashed down on mine…”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Roman looked at me. “What about you? She keep you happy?”
“She’s a good mother.”
“So is my mother. But that doesn’t mean I want to fuck her and spend the rest of my life hanging out with her.”
“You have a unique way of looking at shit.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Anyone can become a father, but it takes a real dad to love and raise a child as his own.” “Come”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I think your body likes me, and your head is fighting it. The two should fight it out like adults—naked in the bedroom with me.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“I don't have it all planned yet, but we'll figure it out. It won't be easy, but it'll be worth it. I love you, Emerie. I'd go three hundred sixty-four days thirsty if it meant I got to drink you in for just one.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“How do I apply for the job?”
“The job?” She actually seemed confused. I thought I was pretty damn clear.
“Of sexual partner. I think we should have sex.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“The man didn’t have dimples. He had mouth cleavage. “Middle.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“You might want to think about cutting back on the burgers,” Drew teased.

“Watch it. Any fat jokes and I’ll be cutting back on all meat.”

"You’re full of shit. You like my meat way too much.”


“You’re so full of yourself.”

“Maybe. But you’re going to be full of me in about five minutes, too.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Some of the best times in life come from bad ideas. The”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Wanna know what I think?”
“Do I have a choice?”
Drew walked around from behind his desk and leaned one hip against the front. “I think you like me. That’s why you care what that asshole things.”
“Right now I’m not liking you very much at all.”
His eyes dropped to my chest. “Part of you is liking me.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Is this what my life’s come to? I’m a couples counselor, and I’m getting my own relationship advice from a divorce lawyer.” “You’re an idealist. I’m a realist.” I”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“You're the color in my black and white world. Before I met you, I didn't understand why things never worked out with anyone else. But I finally understand it now; it's because they weren't you.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Anyone can become a father, but it takes a real dad to love and raise a child as his own.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“These little things can go a long way in reminding each other that your heart is never far, even if there are miles between you. Distance is only a test to see how far love travels.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Being a parent is a choice, not a right. I really didn't understand why my parents celebrated Gotcha Day until then. You're Beck's dad, no different than Martin Rose is mine. Anyone can become a father, but it takes a real dad to love and raise a child as his own.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“suitcase from the trunk and took in a deep breath of Manhattan. I loved this city as much as I hated it. 575 Park Avenue was a restored pre-war on the southeast corner of Sixty-Third Street—it was an address that gave people preconceived notions about you. Someone with my last name had occupied the building since before the place was converted into overpriced co-ops. Which is why my office was allowed to remain on the ground floor when other commercial tenants were tossed out years ago. I also lived on the top floor. “Welcome back, Mr. Jagger.” The uniformed doorman greeted me as he swung open the lobby door. “Thanks, Ed. I miss anything while”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“finally realized I was more afraid of losing you than I was of taking a chance and getting hurt. Guess you can say I grew a pair of balls.”

She softened. It looked like she wanted to believe me, but was skeptical. I couldn’t say I blamed her.

“How do I know they’re not going to shrivel up and disappear again?” Her voice cracked. “You really hurt me, Drew.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“She sighed. “Well, just make sure he has the right values. Money and a handsome face often cause temporary blindness.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“Then he sat in the chair, facing my exposed pussy, and loosened his tie.

“What are you doing?”

“Showing you I’m sorry. Spread wider.”

Oh my.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac

“His eyes softened. “I suck at trust.”

“I know.”

“I’m still gonna yell, and I use fuck as a noun, adjective, and verb.”
― Vi Keeland, Egomaniac