Mister Moneybags Quotes

“Be with me. Yell at me. Scream at me. Be angry with me… but be with me.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple. -Oscar Wilde”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“Sorry. It’s a technique I use to fend off the panic — screaming at the top of my lungs.”
“That’s the best technique you have?”
“I have a few different techniques. I can also massage my balls."
“Excuse me?”
“I have balls. Massaging them really helps.”
“Your… balls? You looked like a woman to me, pretty damn shapely from the back, at least.”
“They’re Boading balls. Metal meditation balls. I massage them against each other in a circular motion in my palm. It helps calm me down.” I began to frantically search through my purse.
“What’s all that rustling?” he asked.
“I’m trying to find them. They’re somewhere in my bag.” Without light, I wasn’t able to easily locate them. “Shit, where are they?”
He chuckled. “I have some balls you could massage if you’re in a pickle.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“Put your hand out.”
“You’re going to put my phone in it, right?”
“No I have taken down my pants and I’m going to stick my dick in it.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“Great. Just fucking great. After I rode my bicycle back to my multi-million-dollar company, I was going to have to learn how to whittle.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“No matter what, you are the love of my life. No one will ever replace you.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“I want you to wear this and always remember me, remember the time we’ve had together. Whether I can complement this someday with another ring, or whether it stands alone as a symbol of what never could be, this eternity band represents my eternal love and respect for you, Bianca.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags

“If I didn’t know better, I’d have even thought he had the ability to tame wild beast four-year-olds.”
― Vi Keeland, Mister Moneybags