Hero in Darkness Quotes

“Why did they call 'Golf', Golf?” asked Dick. “It's a really strange word. Anyone know? I've always wondered.” “The word 'Shit' was already taken,” I said. Those nearby cracked up. Personally I didn’t see the attraction of golf. The balls didn’t go boom for one thing. Eighteen “Atten-Hut!”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero in Darkness

“Why did they call 'Golf', Golf?” asked Dick. “It's a really strange word. Anyone know? I've always wondered.” “The word 'Shit' was already taken,” I said. Those nearby cracked up. Personally I didn’t see the attraction of golf. The balls didn’t go boom for one thing.”
― Timothy Ellis, Hero in Darkness