What Reggie Did on Halloween Quotes

“What Reggie Did on the Holidays”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me

“at her right before she lost her head.”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me

“M&”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me

“hundred and first time I’d had tonsillitis so the doctor said I had to go to hospital and have my tonsils removed. As in have an operation. As in where they stretch your mouth open to about the size of a football field and two doctors climb in with sharp, shiny, cutting things and hack away inside your throat until your tonsils come out.”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me

“What Reggie Did on the Weekend 2: Unfair!”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me

“Scary Noises On Halloween my brothers argued about what noise would be the best for scaring trick-or-treaters. I said, “That’s easy. I can make a noise that will have them running away screaming.” My brothers all rolled their eyes and said, “Sure, Reggie. Whatever.” I said, “I can so too.” My brothers said, “Reggie, there’s no way you can make a scarier noise than us.” I said, “I bet you the last chocolate muffin I can.” They said, “You’re on.” We hid in the bushes out front. A group of trick-or-treaters came to the door. Jon said, “Mwah, ha, ha, ha!” Nothing happened. Con gave a loud witch’s cackle. Nothing happened. Don rattled a chain. Nothing happened. Lon moaned loudly. One of the trick-or-treaters looked at his watch. Ron made a creaking-door noise. Nothing happened. I farted loudly. Nothing happened. Jon said, “Is that the best you’ve got? Too bad, Reggie.” I said, “Wait for it.” Then the smell hit them and they ran away screaming (brothers AND trick-or-treaters).”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on Halloween: The Fart that Haunted Me