Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“and”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I need me some sleep,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Geniuses gotta eat, too.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“tweaks”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Our town has so many cool attractions now, I thought. A bright and amazing beacon, a horse stable, a pizza restaurant, a mining operation that should be generating lots of different ores soon, a sturdy protective wall with a trench, high towers and soon to be outposts, and finally, a strong guard force that is ready to protect the town at a moment’s notice.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“AHHHH! I hate slimes!” I yelled as I kicked and stomped on the smaller slimes. My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I dislike the attitude of the proud ranger”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Once you are all super powerful, I guess it is hard to keep your attitude in check.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Torturing new recruits is fun.” I laughed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Oh, she was actually quite the hostess. She set me up in a nice bed in the guest room, and she cooked food for me every day.” I was aghast. “What?! She made me sleep outside in the cold!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Torturing new recruits is fun.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“You okay?” she asked as she approached me. “I’m fine.” “You seemed pretty hot earlier.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Then I looked down at my exp bar and gasped. “I’M LEVEL 40!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“training”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Don’t worry, I’ll look after him,” said Cindy. “I’ll make sure he doesn’t do anything rash.” The mayor nodded. “Calvin, you should head to Grant’s and get some food for the journey.” “Yes, sir.” Calvin nodded and left. “This sounds like a highly dangerous mission. Are you sure you still want to go?” the mayor asked Cindy. “Yes, definitely. Especially after seeing Steve like that, I think he needs me to go and keep an eye on him.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Stella and Topaz with a pizza. “Congratulations, Slime Slayer! We heard”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Grant was holding a plate of cookies.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Friday”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He killed my pet! I loved my pet… it is only proper that I should get revenge for Lucky!” I yelled. My eyes were getting a bit watery.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“super”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“will. And”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Thank you, sir. It wasn’t too bad. These”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The ranger walked towards Cindy, who immediately started looking uncomfortable. “For you, my lady,” he said as he handed her a red rose. “Oh… thanks… I guess,” she said as she accepted the flower. Eek… he really is smooth… I thought.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’M LEVEL 40!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Every time I swung, I would just graze the sheep’s wool. It was, like, I was giving it a haircut.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Right when it saw my heavy weapon, it stopped in its tracks. Then it turned around and started hopping the other way.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“How about a pizza shop with cookie toppings? We’ll call it… Cookizza.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“My horse saw me stomping on the green monsters, so it copied me and started stomping on them, too. “Yeah, get them, horsey!” After a moment, we finished clearing out the slimes.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Meanwhile, the mayor, Calvin and I all watched in awe as Cindy used her charm on the ranger.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 18 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)