Glass Predator Quotes

“Boys,” Jessie said, “you’re looking at your worst nightmare. I’m a black lesbian from the government, and I’m here to take away your guns.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Shouldn’t you be haunting some crossroads somewhere, making deals with blues musicians?” “Only on Saturday nights. Like to give ’em something to think about when they’re shuffling off to church on Sunday morning.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Boys,” Jessie said, “you’re looking at your worst nightmare. I’m a black lesbian from the government, and I’m here to take away your guns.” She gestured at my suit and tie. “Yeah, she dresses like that, but I’m the gay one. I know, it’s confusing.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Sounds like a plan. Just have one thing to do first.” Jessie looked my way. “What’s that?” I asked, sipping my water. “Black-tie affair, a thousand dollars a plate, and the rich and famous in attendance. We can’t go in there looking like FBI agents.” Jessie put her hand on my shoulder, her face grave, like a doctor about to deliver a terminal diagnosis. “Brace yourself, Harmony. We have to find . . . dresses.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Sounds like a plan. Just have one thing to do first.” Jessie looked my way. “What’s that?” I asked, sipping my water.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Sorry. One of the most useless words in the human vocabulary. Don’t you think it’s funny, how we feel compelled to apologize for pains we didn’t inflict?”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“I’ve got a laptop and a World of Warcraft subscription. I always have something to do.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Pro tip: if your official password reminder is your dog’s name, maybe don’t post about your dog every five minutes.”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“Do I look Lithuanian to you?”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator

“A marketing ploy, or proof of Illuminati mind control? Over the past week, the images have spread from Miami to Houston to LA, painted by ordinary citizens who claim to have no memory of the deed. Plagued by nightmares, these afflicted souls are . . .”
― Craig Schaefer, Glass Predator