Worth It Quotes

“I scoff. I’d kill for her metabolism. I can just smell food and my ass inflates. We”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I’m not a slut. I just have a friendly vagina,”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You can put sugar on shit, but that don’t make it a brownie.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“He always says that the sick and depraved will sell their souls to evil. But the rest of us are just flawed souls looking for the redemption we don’t feel we deserve”
― C.M. Owens, Worth It

“He always says that the sick and depraved will sell their souls to evil. But the rest of us are just flawed souls looking for the redemption we don’t feel we deserve”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You only get one chance to live. Why waste it pretending to be something you’re not for the comfort of others? It’s easier to love the things that make you different, than to be miserable over the things you can’t change.”
― C.M. Owens, Worth It

“I can just smell food and my ass inflates.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You only get one chance to live. Why waste it pretending to be something you’re not for the comfort of others? It’s easier to love the things that make you different, than to be miserable over the things you can’t change.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“The guy who saw you balls-deep in rub-a-dub Susie? You betcha.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Kasha laughs, and Roman grins at him. “Ouch, the thought of getting nuts shocked is bad enough. You can’t do damage to a man’s shit winker. That’s just wrong. Here, take the edge off,” he laughs, handing Davis a bottle of bourbon.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“One problem: My pretty arm is not meant for being tugged. It has no harness. There’s nothing keeping it in place if pulled hard enough. So… he rips my arm off, and then stares in horror as I fall down to my ass.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I really think I need to get laid. The most action I’ve had since Anderson was your sex hand brushing my ankle,” she groans.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I’m a damned delight and you know it. Let’s get out of here and grab dinner in town.” “Fine, but I want to check on Lydia first and change into some jeans. It’s getting chilly and I have sand in my crack.” “Leave it overnight, maybe you’ll make a pearl.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Floodlights have been set up on the decadently decorated front lawn. Again, there’s pink everywhere. “Ugh, I feel like I’m inside a vagina,” I grumble”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I’m not sleeping with you again.” “Don’t remember us sleeping together. I recall a lot of cries of ‘yes!’ and ‘don’t stop!’ Don’t think I could sleep through that.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“And he had a small one,” Lydia adds with a grin. “Seriously, it was like a pimple with a pulse.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Better for two horrible people to end up together, than for one of them to ruin a decent person’s life.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“You know a guy is a keeper when he lets you use your fingertips to make his pee hole move with the words like the little guy is the one belting out those awesome lyrics.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“It’s easier to love the things that make you different, than to be miserable over the things you can’t change.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“That’s not a mistake. That’s a choice. A mistake is falling into a mud puddle. You don’t ‘accidentally’ fall onto another man’s cock with your vagina.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I shoved my tongue in his mouth and kissed him like he was hiding winning lottery numbers in his throat.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“I feel as out of place as a nun at a strip club.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“Shit. I don’t know if I want to stab him or fuck him. When he looks up and catches me staring, he smirks again, smugly gazing at me like he owns me. Stab him. Definitely want to stab him.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It

“This party is seriously painful. I’ve seen coma patients with more enthusiasm than this crowd. It’s time to mix it up.”
― S.M. Shade, Worth It