Wardrobe Malfunction Quotes

“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when she was sober, and then I’d have banged her.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“I can’t get enough of you,” he growls into my ear. “I’ve never needed anyone like I need you.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“So, it turns out, the friends thing isn't going to work for me.”
“Oh.” I sag a little. “Why not?”
“Because it's not enough. I need more. I want more.... I want all of you.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“I just stabbed Vaughn West in the cock with a pin.
I just stabbed the world’s biggest movie star. With a pin. In his cock.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“I’m on my knees in front of Vaughan West. Sure, I’m only pinning his pants, but still… it’s one for the books.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“You already have me.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“I licked them, so they’re mine.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“Gabe? Are you listening to me? Gabe?”
“Huh?”
Her hands go to her hips. “I said, are you listening to me.”
“Honestly, no. I can see your nipples through your top, and it’s really distracting.”
“Oh my God!” she screeches as she clamps her arms over her chest. She jumps to her feed. “You-you crude, rude pervert!”
My eyes follow her up.
God, just look at that tight little body.
“Hey. I’m not the one showing my tits off.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“She’s all yours.”
“I never said I wanted her.”
“Sure you don’t.”
“I don’t. I just want to fuck her.” Even if she is the most infuriating woman I’ve ever met. I’ll just gag her when we finally do it.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“Your foot’s broken?” Tate chuckles.
“It wasn’t a tiny car. It was a tank.”
“He’s lying. It was my super-small and ultra-lightweight car that broke his weak foot,” Speedy tells Tate. “How small are your feet anyway?” she asks me, laughing.
“As big as my dick, which is eye-wateringly huge.”
“He wears a size ten,” Tate tells her.
“Ten and a half!” I yell.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“Hey, pervert! My eyes are up here.”
Busted.
But I take my sweet time in raising my eyes. And, when I meet hers, I give her a cocky smile.
“I know exactly where your eyes are, Speedy. You just have great tits. It’s hard not to look at them, especially when you insist on drawing my attention to them.” I point at her cleavage.
She looks down and drops her arms. “God, you’re crass and disgusting and rude and-and…”
“You at a loss for words, Speedy? That’s a first. Hang on, let me get my camera out to capture the moment.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“Yes, I want to fuck her.
Sure, she’s annoying as hell. But, when her mouth is shut – or, if I had my way, full of my cock – she’s incredibly fuckable.
A total babe.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“Stop arguing with me, and let’s do this.”
“But I’m enjoying arguing with you. It’s almost like foreplay.”
― Samantha Towle, Breaking Hollywood

“I’m surprised he didn’t have me fired after that. I would have had me fired. God knows what Millie did to get herself fired. I’ve stabbed the guy, yelled at him, and made him a warmer for his cock, and I still have a job. God,”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“I didn’t stand a fucking chance against her. From the moment I met her, this was always inevitable.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“He has such a big heart. A heart that I want to keep all for myself.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“I get to see the real Vaughn West. One not many other people get to see.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“God, he’s an annoying, gorgeous bastard. How can I want to kiss his face and smack him on it at the same time.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“Pins, we got off to a crazy start. After the stabbing incident, you made me a stellar piece of underwear, and then you yelled at me and called me a few choice words. I kissed you to shut you up, and I’ve been lucky enough to keep kissing you ever since.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“The King of Hollywood spends the next thirty minutes making me come with his mouth and then fucking me from behind like I’m a whore, but the whole time, he still manages to make me feel like a queen.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“He takes my mouth in a hard kiss. It’s rough. It’s passionate. It’s everything. He’s everything.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“I’ve never been more myself than I am with her.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction

“This man has slept with supermodels and actresses. I want him to remember this…remember me…because, at the end of the day, I’m no one special. I’ll just be another notch on Vaughn’s bedpost. But, to me, no other man will ever compare.”
― Samantha Towle, Wardrobe Malfunction