Being Brooke Quotes

“LIFE TIP #7: Respect your elders. You never know when they’ll insult the person you hate.”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“Tonight has been the craziest, most insane night of perhaps my entire life—except the one I was born. I imagine that’s insane, coming out of a vagina and all that.”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“I love you the way the center of my world should be loved.”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“I love high heels and pretty dresses, but honestly, sometimes I want sweat pants”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“That's why I have birthday parties—to celebrate making it through another twelve months of dealing with assholes and not killing any of them. I”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“I'm twenty-four, it's a Friday night, and I'm waiting in for a take-out gyros and fries in my onesie. My life is just so exciting I can barely stand it.  ”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“Look in the mirror, Brooke. You’re a mess, but you’re a fucking gorgeous mess. There’s a reason I didn’t want to stay, and that’s it. Don’t blame me for waking up with a raging hard-on when you’ve been lying next to me in bed for six hours.” I”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“anything but good. My dropping out of college didn't go over too well—like a ten ton cliff made of shit collapsing on your head, actually—but I don't want to”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“Best friend, not drop-dead-clitoris-calm-your-tits gorgeous. Well...”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit.” “Well,”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“Maybe he’s a nose picker. But it is a pretty nose, so... “Everything”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“I have no idea what he sees in her. She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit.”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke

“Oh my god, my genitals are slutty. This”
― Emma Hart, Being Brooke