49 Excuses for Being Really Late Quotes

“sneak”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips

“Excuse Well, this time I was late for purely unselfish reasons . . . . . . I helped an old lady cross the road, I saved a cat from a tree and I deweeded the school garden. If there is anything else I can help you with let me know and I'll do it tomorrow morning.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips

“What? It's 9:35am! That's odd, my watch says 8:45am . . . . . . Although come to think of it I did adjust my watch forward by 8 hours to see what time it was in China, then adjust the time back to 7am so I could watch cartoons, then adjust the time forward to 9pm so I could have supper, then adjust the time forward by 3 hours so I could have a midnight snack, then adjust the time back to 3:30pm so I could pretend it was home time. What's the time again?”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips

“Look at all of you idiots, scurrying about like little ants . . .”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips

“24. The Wrong Spectacles Excuse My dad has terrible eyesight, and my eyesight is even worse . . . . . . So this morning my dad accidentally took my glasses to work. Which meant that I had to”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Being Really Late: An (extremely silly) guide full of laugh-out-loud excuses and top tips