Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong Quotes

“small out of his lab coat. It looked like an aerosol bottle. “Not so fast,” said Mr. Duderotti. He shook the bottle and then sprayed it right into the furry face of the oncoming giant squirrel. Squirrel Kong froze in its tracks. The beast snorted and then began to scrabble wildly at its nose with its front paws. Mr. Duderotti stood his ground as the beast finally let out a booming sneeze. His lab coat and ponytail blew straight back like he was in a hurricane.”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong: An Epic Mutant Rodent Battle - A Hilarious Middle School Comedy for Children

“HERE LIES SAM Gibbs, Pulverized by a Squirrel the Size of a Small Orca.”
― Tom O'Donnell, Hamstersaurus Rex vs. Squirrel Kong: An Epic Mutant Rodent Battle - A Hilarious Middle School Comedy for Children