Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians Quotes

“Ah, a very important book indeed,” the big Librarian said, “if even the summary can knock you out.” “I know!” Folsom said.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians

“Explosions are terrible for your skin, and don’t even ask what they do to your hair.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians

“I had faith in Alcatraz because he’d proven to me that he deserved that faith. Yes, he was a drooling nitwit at the moment, but being a nitwit had never held him back in the past. The drooling part was a bonus feature, like discovering that your sword came with an extra sheath to better match different outfits. We could use him to water potted plants now, for example.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians

“By now, you know that the real Brandon Sanderson is a writer of fantasy books so large and boring that even Hushlanders won’t read them.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians